Conversation at our house yesterday (after the girls were in bed):
Me: If I died tomorrow, would you keep up the girls' baby books and photo albums and journals?
Christopher: No.
Me: [silence]
C: My new wife would do it.
Me: But you wouldn't find her immediately!
C: How do you know?
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6 comments:
Nice. I think my eyes are still rolling. Sheesh!
Ha! I knew Elise would come through for me. :)
Well, Elise can cross herself off my list, I guess. I don't want no sarcastic second wife. And after all those tense negotiations with Chad...
Oh my God! This is Classic Christopher!! HILARIOUS!
My immediate response was just like Jordan's: "That is SO Christopher!" LOL
Reads like a Curb Your Enthusiasm script to me. CJ should try ghostwriting for Larry David.
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