An unsolicited note to the dad at the playground this morning:
Put your shirt on. You look ridiculous. It is SIXTY-THREE FREAKING DEGREES OUTSIDE. Yes, we can all see that you are very tan and very buff. Guess what? You still look UTTERLY RIDICULOUS when you show up at a playground on a sunny, 63-degree, fall morning with your toddler and your preschooler and no shirt on. The other parents? Are LAUGHING AT YOU.