Of course I got impaneled on a jury! Of course I did. I can't tell you anything about the case, so you'll just have to use your imaginations. You can also imagine me freaking out about childcare, falling behind on work, and earning ten dollars per day for my service. As my friend Connie said, "You're finally getting paid to be a stay-at-home mom!" And as I said to her, "HA. HA."
By the way, the vast majority of my fellow jurors are retired. I think there is one other non-retired adult on the jury with me. He is not married and has no children. He works for his parents. In other words, no one there is stressed out about being there (or so it appears) except me. In fact, they seem to be having a lot of fun. I resent them.